Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

Tiny tanks are a special kind of madness. I say this with love, having set up dozens of pico aquascapes over the years and currently maintaining three on my desk alone. There’s something addictive about creating complete underwater worlds in vessels smaller than a coffee pot. It’s like the difference between painting a mural and…

So you’ve got this tank that’s been running for ages. The fish are happy, parameters are stable, and everything’s working fine. But every time you look at it, you wince a little because it’s… well, it’s ugly. Maybe it was your first tank and you just threw in whatever plants and decorations caught your eye…

I’ve always thought that creating an aquascape is a bit like painting, except the canvas breathes and grows and sometimes decides to completely ignore what you had in mind. That’s part of the magic though, isn’t it? You’re not just making something pretty—you’re building a living system that evolves with or without your permission. Last…

The short answer is yes, you can make money from aquascaping. The real answer—the one that took me fifteen years and countless waterlogged socks to figure out—is considerably more complicated. Last month, a college student emailed me asking for career advice. He’d won a few local aquascaping competitions and was considering dropping his business major…

Last weekend, I found myself half-submerged in my client’s 125-gallon tank, struggling to position a slate formation that just wouldn’t cooperate. The pieces kept sliding apart right as I got them aligned, sending me back to square one for what felt like the hundredth time. My shoulders ached, my shirt was soaked through, and I…

I still remember my first “professional” aquascaping tool. It was a pair of curved scissors I’d saved up for months to buy, spending what felt like a small fortune to my just-out-of-college budget. The day they arrived, I held them with the reverence usually reserved for ancient artifacts, convinced they would transform my mediocre plant…

I wasn’t supposed to buy another tank. I’d promised my partner after the “great tank explosion of 2019” (don’t ask) that I was at capacity. No more glass boxes of water in our already cramped apartment. But then I saw it – a perfect 20cm cube, crystal clear glass with nearly invisible seams, sitting on…

There’s something uniquely satisfying about working with a 20-liter tank. Not too small to feel cramped, not large enough to lose that intimate connection where you know every square inch intimately. It’s the Goldilocks zone of aquascaping – just right. I’ve set up more 20L tanks than I can count over the years, each one…

I never meant to become obsessed with 5-gallon tanks. It happened by accident, really. After years of maintaining everything from sprawling 120-gallon Amazonian displays to commercial-sized systems, I found myself in a tiny apartment with precious little space. “Just one small tank,” I promised myself. “Something manageable.” Famous last words. That first 5-gallon was supposed…

I once flooded my landlord’s vintage dining room, destroying an antique Persian rug with thirty gallons of aquarium water, live plants, and several confused rasboras. The good news? He was out of town. The bad news? It was day one of his two-week vacation. I lived with towels stuffed under my door for fourteen days,…

I have a confession to make: I’m that weirdo who stops at random patches of moss while hiking to take close-up photos. My phone is filled with hundreds of these moss glamour shots—tiny emerald worlds captured in obsessive detail. Friends who’ve made the mistake of asking “what are you looking at?” have endured impromptu lectures…

The day I learned the true value of a pond skimmer remains vivid in my memory—mostly because it involved an extremely angry client, a ruined outdoor dinner party, and approximately fifty dead goldfish floating belly-up in what was supposed to be a serene backyard water feature. I’d designed a gorgeous 1,200-gallon naturalistic pond complete with…

I still have a scar on my forearm from the day I learned the importance of proper aquascaping tools. I was 22, broke, and convinced I could plant my first serious aquascape using kitchen tongs, cuticle scissors, and sheer determination. Two hours later, I was in urgent care getting seven stitches after slipping with a…

Last month, a client called me in a panic. Her previously gorgeous planted tank had descended into what she described as “underwater armageddon” in just three weeks while she was away on business. The water had turned a lovely shade of pea soup, the glass was coated with a film that resembled frosted shower doors,…

My first attempt at creating an underwater waterfall was a spectacular failure. I’d seen those mesmerizing photos online – impossibly beautiful cascades of white sand flowing between rocks, defying both physics and common sense. “How hard could it be?” I thought, in what has become the precursor to many of my most educational disasters. I…

The most beautiful planted aquascape I ever created lasted exactly four weeks. It was a 60-gallon nature-inspired layout with perfectly positioned driftwood, meticulously attached moss, and a stunning arrangement of stem plants creating a lush background. I spent three days setting it up, took award-worthy photos on day 28, and by day 35 it had…

Last month, I stood in front of fifty people at a regional aquascaping workshop, holding up two identical pieces of driftwood. “What’s the difference between these?” I asked. Puzzled looks all around. There was no difference—same wood, same size, same everything. Then I rotated one piece 45 degrees. Suddenly, half the room gasped. That slight…

I nearly gassed my fish to death. Twice. The first time was an accident—a regulator malfunction that dumped way too much CO2 into my prized 60-gallon planted tank while I was out grocery shopping. I came home to find my rummynose tetras gasping at the surface, their normally vibrant red noses pale with stress. Twenty…

Last month, I stood in front of fifty people at a regional aquascaping workshop, holding up two identical pieces of driftwood. “What’s the difference between these?” I asked. Puzzled looks all around. There was no difference—same wood, same size, same everything. Then I rotated one piece 45 degrees. Suddenly, half the room gasped. That slight…

I killed my first planted tank with kindness and 400 watts of metal halide lighting. It was the aquatic equivalent of taking a rain forest plant and dropping it in the Sahara at high noon. The water boiled—not literally, but close enough—and within 48 hours, my carefully selected plants had melted into green sludge. The…

Last summer, I found myself belly-down in mud at the edge of the Florida Everglades, my camera just inches from the water’s surface, trying to capture the exact way sunlight filtered through the cypress knees. My hiking buddy—more sensibly situated on dry land—asked why I didn’t just “look at pictures online” for my next tank…

I’ll never forget the first time I tried to aquascape a 50cm tank. After years of working with larger systems, I thought, “How hard could it be? It’s just a smaller canvas.” Six hours later, hunched over this supposedly “easy” project with tweezers cramping my hand and water up to my elbows, I had to…

The most expensive item in my first “proper” aquascape wasn’t the tank, lighting, or even the rare plants I’d mail-ordered from three different specialty shops. It was the driftwood—a gnarly piece of Malaysian wood that cost a staggering $87. I’d driven two hours to a specialty shop, spent another hour selecting the “perfect” piece, then…

The first time I handled live rock, I was wearing swim trunks and snorkel gear, bobbing in the warm waters off the Florida Keys. I wasn’t supposed to be collecting it—that’s both illegal and environmentally irresponsible—but my marine biology professor had special permits for our educational dive. “This,” he said, lifting a chunk of porous…

Most people don’t realize they’re making aquascaping decisions based on water chemistry long before they’ve even purchased their first plant. I certainly didn’t. Back when I was setting up my first “serious” planted tank in college, I spent weeks researching plant species, light requirements, and substrate options. I drew elaborate sketches of my planned layout,…

I once made a betta so angry that it refused to come out from behind a piece of driftwood for three days. This wasn’t some strange fish protest against water conditions or tank mates—it was entirely about my aquascape choices. I’d created what I thought was a sleek, minimalist design with sharp stones, open swimming…

The first time I set up a Walstad tank, I was skeptical. Coming from the high-tech, CO2-injected, meticulously aquascaped world, the idea of throwing some garden soil in a tank and calling it a day seemed…primitive. Like trading in a sports car for a horse and buggy. But I was broke, tired of the constant…

I’ve always had a thing for cube tanks. There’s something uniquely satisfying about their perfect symmetry—like a little glass box of possibilities sitting on your desk or counter. My first cube was a disaster though. God, what a mess. I crammed that poor 10-gallon with so many plants and rocks it looked like an underwater…

The combination of art and nature gives us beautiful underwater landscapes, which is an example of a world called aquascaping. It reminds me of my first attempts to intracate into this world, where I needed some tools and knowledge. My hands often trembled wanting to create, but shaking too much led to disorderly arrangements that…

I’ve always been fascinated by the vibrant, underwater world of aquariums. But as I’ve delved deeper, I’ve realized it’s not just about creating a beautiful spectacle. It’s also about embracing eco-friendly practices that promote conservation and sustainability. In today’s world, it’s more important than ever to ensure our hobbies aren’t harming our planet. And trust…